I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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