She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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