Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
