i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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