We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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