I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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