i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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