Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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