its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I think I just sharted jello shots
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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