I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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