just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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