Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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