I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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