how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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