butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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