You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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