i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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