Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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