the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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