I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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