It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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