pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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