please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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