my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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