He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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