don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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