He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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