its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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