After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
