A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
whose parrot is this?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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