so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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