so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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