everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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