It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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