i don't plan on having that self control this summer
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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