this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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