I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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