She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think my mom watched the whole time
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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