question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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