i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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