there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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