I wish my penis had an off switch
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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