i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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