she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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