After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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