oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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