What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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