also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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