I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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