We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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