He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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