and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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