Yo dont text me then not text me
Nicole vs. Life
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
