Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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